Weekend Fun: Contest 3: Write Caption for This Image
April 27th, 2008, by Michael StelznerOk folks…
Take a look at the picture here.
Your task: Create a killer caption for this image.
I would like to reward the person who comes up with the best caption by giving him or her a free copy of my book Writing White Papers: How to Capture Readers and Keep Them Engaged in e-book format.
Contest winner announced Fri. May 2nd.
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April 27th, 2008 at 7:32 am
Feeling the Crunch.
Actually, I look like that on some days.
April 27th, 2008 at 9:09 am
Sleeping on a busy monday morning! hehe!
April 27th, 2008 at 10:23 am
Feeling boxed in?
Finding it hard to think outside the box?
April 27th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Is your supply chain managing you?
April 27th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
What can brown do for you?
April 27th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Get out of the box and start engaging consumers!
April 27th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
Hey, stupid, I told you to use the “Easy” button.
April 28th, 2008 at 3:18 am
“I knew it said This Way Up!”
April 28th, 2008 at 3:24 am
“I knew it said THIS SIDE UP!”.
April 28th, 2008 at 4:39 am
“I should have called FedEx”
April 28th, 2008 at 6:09 am
Testing his theory that “Thinking Outside the Box” had become a cliche’, Michael wondered if there was something to “Thinking UNDER the Box.”
April 28th, 2008 at 6:57 am
This Week On CSI:
The team investigates a mysterious death at a box factory on the edge of town to discover if it is suicide or murder. Steve Guttenberg, in the most gripping performance of his career, guest stars as the body.
April 28th, 2008 at 7:06 am
CSI investigators still ‘baffled’ by cause of death of warehouse employee.
Logistics Industry alarmed by increase in warehouse workers ’sleeping’ on the job.
“Sorry love, I’ll be late tonite…I’m just ’snowed under…work’s just getting on top of me…”
April 28th, 2008 at 8:35 am
The Suit learns that trying to succeed without his team is suffocating - in more ways than one.
April 28th, 2008 at 8:56 am
Is workplace compartmentalization (or a lack of integration) knocking you off your feet?
Feeling crushed by the cost of shipping?
Is individual creativity disappearing under a crushing workload?
April 28th, 2008 at 9:00 am
Always having to burrow to find the *%#! UPC tag?
April 28th, 2008 at 10:48 am
How about -
1. If your work is starting to pile up, there’s still hope.
2. Even if your in-box has you down, we can help.
3. Stelzner asked for 1,000 new copies of his book…not 100, 000!
April 28th, 2008 at 11:21 am
I know that wall outlet is along here somewhere…
April 28th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Under the hood, This is a “Boxed Office” Movie - One still survive.
April 28th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Free White Paper: “Examining the Infrastructure Paradigm of Storage Technology”
April 28th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
“You can’t see me! You can’t see me.”
April 28th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
“Thinking outside of the box? Yeah, right.”
April 28th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
“I know I put it in one of these boxes …”
April 28th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Boxed In
April 28th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
“They also serve who sleep with `weight’!”
April 29th, 2008 at 1:03 am
Work piling up?
April 29th, 2008 at 1:03 am
In over your head with work?
April 29th, 2008 at 10:05 am
–Feeling the pressure? Think outside the box!
–Thinking outside the box DOESN’T mean under it!
–Thinking outside the box doesn’t mean you have to go THAT deep.
–I said submerse yourself in your work, not submerge yourself under it.
April 29th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
You idiot, who told you to pack the Tivo remote!
April 29th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
Too much weighing on your mind?
Not able to stand out from the crowd?
Feeling faceless in a sea of competitors?
April 29th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
“Dan really should have sprung for the Prius.”
“Building a fort just isn’t the same when you’re a middle-aged suit.”
“Aslan!? Hello? *Dammit* This is how it happened the first time.”
“Bob shows us his impression of the ‘Wicked Witch of the Stock Room’”
“Extremely overworked, Rudy suddenly came down with a nasty case of the Boxpox.”
Okay, I’m all out.
Good luck everyone.
April 30th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
business got you down?
April 30th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Lost In Boxation
April 30th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
Professional Cartoon underneath the cartons.
May 1st, 2008 at 1:46 am
The Human Box Trap.
May 1st, 2008 at 1:56 am
No CartOon Show, This!
May 1st, 2008 at 3:57 am
Thinking around the box proved to be a surprising solution for Mike
“Boxed in, boxed up, maybe I should read the instructions next time”
Feeling “boxed in”? - DHL will do it for you and for less…
May 1st, 2008 at 10:00 am
Not finding your true self in Big Box, Inc.?
May 1st, 2008 at 10:04 am
Finding your own space doesn’t need to be so hard!
May 1st, 2008 at 10:06 am
One of these things is not like the others!
May 1st, 2008 at 10:08 am
Labels! Who needs ‘em?
May 1st, 2008 at 10:10 am
Found it!
May 1st, 2008 at 10:18 am
The stock room used to be a great place to meet up. Not any more!
May 1st, 2008 at 10:34 am
In the store room lies a boxer,
and a gopher by his trade,
and he carries the reminders
of every clerk that lost a file
and cursed him, ’til he cried out:
“It’s your system, not my blame,
I am leaving, I am leaving”
but the file boy still remains, la la la…
May 1st, 2008 at 11:02 am
No, I said start thinking OUTSIDE the box.
This is why you DON’T lift with your back.
May 1st, 2008 at 11:39 am
The first rule of Box Club is that you don’t talk about Box Club.
The second rule of Box Club is the YOU DON’T TALK ABOUT BOX CLUB.
May 1st, 2008 at 1:14 pm
MYTH #!: If you start on the bottom, you can work your way up.
May 1st, 2008 at 1:17 pm
When you’re in a tough spot, be glad you wear Florshiem!
May 1st, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Running a “sole” proprietorship? Perhaps it is time to hire an employee.
May 2nd, 2008 at 3:59 am
Can’t Find what you are looking for? - Its time to switch to XYZ’s Entreprise Content Management Solution ( An AD for an ECM solution)
May 2nd, 2008 at 6:29 am
Great participation EVERYONE!!
We can only have one winner.
And that winner is…
Toby Younis:
Testing his theory that “Thinking Outside the Box” had become a cliche’, Michael wondered if there was something to “Thinking UNDER the Box.”
Congrats Toby!!
Here are a few honorable mentions…
Jay Francis Hunter:
“Bob shows us his impression of the ‘Wicked Witch of the Stock Room’”
Graham Strong:
This Week On CSI:
The team investigates a mysterious death at a box factory on the edge of town to discover if it is suicide or murder. Steve Guttenberg, in the most gripping performance of his career, guest stars as the body.
Thanks to all!!!
May 2nd, 2008 at 1:39 pm
OK, I just thought of one more:
“I wish they wouldn’t put the UPC on the bottom of these boxes!”
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:31 pm
Think under the box
? …. Nice thought!… Anyway congrats for Toby Younis.
May 3rd, 2008 at 5:35 am
Good on ya, Toby. And once again Mike, great bit of fun!
~Graham
May 5th, 2008 at 1:06 am
Weighed down by the workload?….. Outsource!
May 5th, 2008 at 11:47 am
“This is going to be the coolest box fort ever!”
May 5th, 2008 at 11:47 am
“Overwhelmed by inventory?”
May 5th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
The box method of keeping your tie flat.
May 8th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
“Who says thinking ‘outside of the box’ is always the right answer?”
May 12th, 2008 at 6:18 am
OK, last one I promise, “I know I left my keys in here someplace.”